February 3
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Nithya Ameeta declared to her friends one day that she had stopped dating the promising colleague who lived down the lane. Her friends cried out, "But why? He patiently gave you solutions to all your problems!" "Yes," replied Ameeta, "but yesterday, he gave me a bill as well."
It is always better to understand the terms and conditions before any new venture; surprises may not always be pleasant!
- Paramahamsa Sri Nithyananda
Haughty Ananda died and found himself at the gates of heaven. St.Peter welcomed him in with a broad grin. Haughty sneered, "If there is no entry restriction out here, this is not the place for me."
The tough ones don't find refuge even at the gates of Heaven. That is why they come back yet another time!
- Paramahamsa Sri Nithyananda
Ananda Pathi and his friend were discussing their dentist profession. His friend said to him, "I hear you give preference to treating your wife's teeth when there are other waiting appointments." Pathi replied, "Well, that's the only opportunity I get when I can talk and she can't."
Suppression finds it own way out; sometimes, it's funny and sometimes grave.
- Paramahamsa Sri Nithyananda
Be Blissful