4. A lecture on drinking
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A drunk man is stopped by the police around midnight and asked where he is going at this time of the night. The man replies, 'I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse and the ill-effects of alcohol on my health.' The officer says: 'Wow! Really? That sounds interesting! Who is giving that lecture at this time of the night?' The man replies, 'My WIFE!'
There is no situation in life which cannot be perceived positively. There is no situation in life which cannot be perceived negatively. Like the glass of water which can be seen as half full or half empty, whether you see your life as a success or a failure, as a sweet comedy or a horrible tragedy, is entirely up to you!